I’m getting a bit bored and disappointed with TV Licensing. It’s only been just over a year and just like on television they are already resorting to repeats? Really?
Back in October 2024 TV Licensing asked me “Will you be in on 30th October?“. Now they’ve sent me an essentially identical letter just changing the date to 19th March:
TV Licensing will not visit on the 19th of March
Come on TV Licensing, you can do better than that. Please come up with some new scary threat of made up nonsense I haven’t seen yet. Be innovative. Be creative. Give me something to look forward to. A really exciting new letter. No repeats please.
Finally something a bit different from the TV Licensing nonsense of the last couple of months: With spring 2025 finally having arrived the annual Waterside Series canoe races are well under way. For Race B the turning point is in Aldermaston Wharf, literally outside my window. But as there are some trees in the way I went out to take some pictures. Here are my favourites from this year, click on a picture to open the gallery for the full size view:
Busy canal during the Waterside Series 2025 Race BThree boats at the lockRace number 426 (a)Race number 426 (b)Race number 398 (a)Race number 398 (b)Race number 395Race number 421Race numbers 111 and 395Race numbers 111 and 214Race number 461Race number 499Race number 278Race number 269Race number 258Race number 251Race number 250Race number 190Race number 65Race number 9Unknown race number 1Unknown race number 2Unknown race number 3Unknown race number 4
Where possible I’ve added the race number to the picture, unfortunately I don’t have them for all of them, so I had to leave some as “unknown”. A lovely sunny and warm day for the race, the warmest day of the year so far.
Well then, the first proper TV Licensing letter for 2025 has finally arrived. And it’s a new one. New for me that is. It’s telling me that an IN01O0 code has been issued for my address. Presumably to scare me as that sounds very official or something. A quick search tells me this isn’t really a new thing though, letters with this code (or variations of the code) seem to have been sent for years.
My letter about code IN01O0
The rest of the letter turns out to be rather bland and boring, essentially repeating a lot of the stuff I’ve read dozens of times now. Criminal offence, fine, formal notification, interview under caution, prosecution, the usual “scary” stuff. All with a lot of ifs, coulds, maybes and the like, as after all they can’t do any of those scary things if no offence is committed. Which it isn’t, as I don’t watch any live TV.
For some reason it’s dated 31 December 2024, however, as it only arrived this week I count it as the first (of probably many) TV Licensing letters of 2025. And it’s a bit bland and disappointing:
TV Licensing is opening an investigation … that is already open
I don’t know, is that the best they can do to start the year? Are their creative writers all on holiday? No new scary threat?
All it does is rolling out the same old tropes we’ve already had several times. Only to tell me that they’ve opened an investigation. How does that work? You already opened one, I have plenty of letters telling me that already. How can you send me an “official notice” then telling me you’re doing an investigation, considering you’ve been doing that for the last year?
Are you that inefficient? Shouldn’t you be getting somewhere by now?
Well, let’s see what the next letter will bring, hopefully it will be a bit more exciting.
My last TV Licensing threatening letters update was back in October, time for a bumper update with not just one but two letters. Two for the price of one. The first one I found after returning from a holiday in November. It had a rather stark message:
OFFICIAL NOTICE PLEASE READ CAREFULLY You are breaching the Communications Act 2003 if you do not have a TV Licence to cover you for:
Now that’s a rather worrying introduction, bluntly accusing me of breaking the law. But let us read on.
Watching or recording live TV on any channel or device
Everything on BBC iPlayer
Ah. I do neither of those. So why do you open with such an accusing and threatening tone?
TV Licensing letter 1 of 2
The rest of the letter is mostly the usual blurb about their (non-existing) investigation and that I should expect a visit.
The second letter arrived this month in December in another red envelope. Considering that they know my name from when I was previously registered as not needing a licence I’m still fascinated by their insistence of addressing me as “Legal Occupier”. Just like all the scam texts and emails use generic terms…
Dear Legal Occupier, As you have not responded to our letters yet, you have left us no alternative but to proceed with the final stages of our investigation. An Officer has been scheduled to visit [address] to find out if TV is being watched, recorded or downloaded illegally. The Officer may visit your property any day of the week, morning or evening.
I’m confused. Has the “Officer” been scheduled or may they visit any day? Which is it?
TV Licensing letter 2 of 2
The rest is again some of the usual blurb, pretty much all irrelevant. For the simple reason all I have to tell the “Officer” is: “No TV licence is required at this address, please update your records. Thank you and good bye”.
That should conclude 2024. What will 2025 bring? I doubt there will actually be a visit, just more letters. One every month.
