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The world according to your mum doing the washing

Time for a break from all the TV Licensing fun, time to let your mom explain the world. Not through the medium of dance, but through washing:

Joshua Idehen – Mum Does The Washing OFFICIAL VIDEO

Came across the song on BBC Radio 6 Music (no TV License required) earlier this week and thought it should be spread further. So here it is.

Will TV Licensing visit this week?

Following on from the Red Letter more strange communication from TV Licensing. This time they are asking a rather strange question in big blue (blue? why blue? Have you run out of red ink?) letters:

Will you be in on 30th October?

That’s a rather personal question. And I’d say also none of your business. But then I suspect that’s a rhetorical question, as obviously you wouldn’t announce your visits, as anyone not wanting to speak to you would simply conveniently be out that day. But let’s read on.

As there’s no record of a TV Licence at your address, you should expect a visit from an Enforcement Officer.

It may be on the 30th October or another day. You could [lots of threats we’ve heard plenty times before]

Thought so. More empty promises. Or should that be threats?

Picture of a TV Licensing letter threating a visit from an enforcement officer, asking if I'll be in on the 30th October
TV Licensing visit threat

So let’s see what happens next. Who knows, they might still surprise me and there will really be a visit. But I doubt that. Probably just another letter.

Red Letter from TV Licensing

So my “10-Day Window” expired in early September and I was wondering when I would hear from TV Licensing again. On Friday the letter arrived and it wasn’t just any letter. No, they pulled out all the stops and sent me a red letter:

Picture of a red envelope with an address window
Red letter suspiciously looking like TV Licensing

No plain envelope, but a bright red one. From the “The Legal Occupier” I knew it was going to be from TV Licensing. So what would they say this time?

WE DID NOT HEAR FROM YOU.
This address is still unlicensed

No, really? You don’t say. Of course it is unlicensed. Because it doesn’t need one. Which I would have told you ages ago if you had been a bit friendlier. But you chose violence.

Picture of a letter from TV Licensing with the header We Did Not Hear From You
Red letter We did not hear from you

We wrote to tell you we were giving you 10 days to get correctly licensed – free from the risk of an enforcement visit.

Which I did. I didn’t get a licence as I don’t need one. So my side of the job is done as far as I’m concerned.

Your case has been escalated to the Enforcement Team covering [full post code], so you can now expect a visit from an Enforcement Officer.

Wow, a whole team covering 29 flats? Isn’t that a bit much? I’ll be waiting. Well, not really. If they’re lucky I’ll even open the door, to tell that no licence is needed at my address. And that would be it.

PS: I expect no visit any time soon will happen, just more pointless threatening letters.

New tactic by TV Licensing?

Well, well, well, I hadn’t expected to write about TV Licensing again so quickly after my TV Licensing are back with a vengeance post from just three weeks ago. But it seems they have started a new tactic at least I haven’t seen before. Two days ago I found this letter in my mail:

Picture of an envelope with a window saying "10 Day Window"
10 Day Window?

From the “The Legal Occupier” I could tell it was from TV Licensing. But what was new was the window on the envelope, revealing a “10-Day Window”, but not more. So I was intrigued. What was the 10 day window for? Was it going to be the window the threatened TV Licensing Inspector would finally visit me?

Turns out, no. They are giving me a 10-day window to get correctly licensed. Which I already am. This is what they say:

Picture of a letter from TV Licensing with the title 10-Day Window
The 10-Day Window letter

They claim they put my “case” on hold for 10 days, during which I won’t have to expect a visit by the dreaded TV Licensing Inspector. How nice. That makes me sleep better (no, sadly not). And without a TV Licence I may be breaking the law. Except I’m not. I don’t do anything from their list as I’ve got better things to do, like writing this blog post.

Apparently I ONLY have until the 4th of September to act. Well, I’m acting now and I’m doing …. nothing.

Let’s see what happens after the 4th of September.

TV Licensing are back with a vengeance

Very long term readers of this blog might remember the fun I had with TV Licensing in the early to mid 2000s. On the previous now archived iteration of this blog there’s a whole collection of The TV Licensing Saga. Towards the end of it the problem kind of got resolved and they left me in peace for a while. When I moved into my current flat I registered my new address as not needing a TV Licence and all was good for a while. Not any more…..

TV Licensing is back with a vengeance. And they haven’t changed one bit, if anything they’ve gotten worse.

But let’s take a step back: When I registered my current address as not needing a TV Licence I did so online, which also required me to give them my email. From then on every once I while I received an unfriendly email suggesting I was lying to them, but at least it had a link to the page where I could tell them I still don’t need one. So far, so moderately good.

Early this year that changed.

Instead of the unfriendly email I received a letter claiming something had changed at my address/household (no, it hadn’t. Nothing had changed). Initially I thought that was just a mistake and the usual accusatory email would arrive soon. Not so. Soon another letter arrived. And another. And another. And another. And another. And another. And another.

And today this one arrived:

Scan of a threatening TV Licensing letter
Threatening TV Licensing Letter

OFFICIAL NOTICE

Really? I’m pretty sure there’s nothing “official” about you, you’re a private company working on behalf of the BBC.

You are breaching the Communications Act 2003 if you do not have a TV Licence to cover you for:
– Watching or recording live TV on any channel or device
– Everything on BBC iPlayer
at [address]

Thing is, that only applies if you’re doing any of the two things they list. Which I don’t. So it doesn’t apply.

The rest of the letter continues in a similar tone. It does give a link to declare that no TV Licence is needed, but with the barrage and tone of their letters quite frankly I can’t be bothered. I’m just going to let them continue wasting their money on sending those letters. Their problem, not mine.

More importantly though, I think these letters are bad. They are deliberately designed and written to scare people into getting a TV Licence even if they don’t need one. Prime example the paragraph quoted above. Mentioning a law, implying that the recipient is breaking the law with confusing and threatening language, even if the recipient doesn’t need a TV Licence. I wouldn’t be surprised if quite a few people who don’t need one get one because they don’t understand the letters and get scared. That can’t be right.

Anyway, let’s see how this continues, if the threatened inspector ever turns up (past experience says no). I will continue shredding their letters (if I get another interesting one I might share it) and not watching live TV and/or iPlayer.

PS: Just to be clear, I’m not against the TV Licence per se. If I was watching live TV and/or using iPlayer I would happily pay it. But I don’t, so I don’t need to. What I object to are the practices of the TV Licencing contractors, Capita or whoever that is these days.